"I bet those Golden Tickets make the chocolate taste terrible."
Charlie Bucket, the hero of our tale, was played by Peter Ostrum. Peter has a wife, two kids, and a job very appropriate for Charlie; he is a large animal veterinarian in upstate New York. He also has a thick mustache. Don't try to picture it, just go with it.
Signed with a purple DeccoColor paint pen.
Certificate of authenticity (signed by me, with matching holograph)